Perhaps your general agency is right
\nand the photographer is a genius
\nHis picture of an olive is certainly in focus, and well-lit
\nIt is the epitome of olives, as olives go<\/p>\n
It’s too bad that it cost six thousand dollars
\nand your agency failed to negotiate web rights
\nNow the photographer wants twice as much
\nto let us use it online<\/p>\n
But no matter
\nThe genius sold his outtakes to iStock
\nYesterday we bought his maraschino cherry
\nfor eight bucks<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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