Blame It On The Insurance Company – Ad Poetry


Another in the occasional series of Ad Poetry Fridays.

A true story about a real conversation.

I agree that the science exhibit
would sound more exciting
if we said there was a black hole in it

But that is not true; also impossible
Children would get sucked in to it
And shipping is a problem

Velvet ropes can never be far enough away
to protect visitors from an event horizon
So the insurance company would have a fit

On another subject, you are a very smart account exec
And the fact that we are having this discussion
Means that you have been working too hard

Perhaps you should get away for awhile
Take a little vacation, somewhere sunny
Before you get sucked down a black hole yourself


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