Another in the occasional series of Ad Poetry Fridays. 

I cannot say I have vast experience
Being interviewed by the press
On my few occasions, I have enjoyed it

I found it pleasant, and flattering
And if they use your quote
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Another in the occasional series of Ad Poetry Fridays

I know you have two PhDs
and a Masters in Engineering
I have seen your diplomas
On the wall of your office
In the conference room
In the lobby
And for some reason I don’t quite understand
Posted over the mirror in the ladies’ room

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Another in the occasional series of Ad Poetry Fridays. 

I agree that the science exhibit
would sound more exciting
if we said there was a black hole in it

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Another in the occasional series of Ad Poetry Fridays. 

Thank you for the lovely compliment
Nice of you to call me a great creative director
Glad you think that my hard work and talent
Can triumph over any creative obstacle

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Another in the occasional series of Ad Poetry Fridays. 

Perhaps your general agency is right
and that photographer is a genius
His picture of an olive is certainly in focus, and well-lit
It is the epitome of olives, as olives go

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Another in the continuing series of Ad Poetry Fridays. 

I don’t believe in edgy for edgy’s sake
It calls attention to the ad, not the product
But there is such a thing as being too safe

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Another in the occasional series of Ad Poetry Fridays. 

I saw this headline
while reading the news:

100+ SCIENCE FACTS
THAT NOBODY KNOWS

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